I’m almost outta here! Not gonna lie, I am the tiniest bit nervous. I might have brushed the dust off the salt scrub in the shower. And used it. And then a few extra swipes of deodorant. Anything I can to avoid actually smelling as nervous as I am feeling.
I know it’s going to be a great time, though. I am taking Colleen with me and if anyone can help me out of a potential social faux pas, it’s her. Like the time she took me to a spouse’s meeting, sort of a military social club, for the first time. I didn’t know a person in the room and upon my entrance, I noticed the hostess’ dog had an enormous belly. Like a tick that was filled to bursting. I couldn’t stop the words from tumbling out, “Wow! Look at the tummy on that dog!” And she replied, “Actually, it’s fluid. My dog has congestive heart failure.”
Enter crickets. Colleen said something witty and after that, I can’t remember much.
Once the initial greetings with the Pioneer Woman have passed, I know it’s going to be all fun. I mean, if PW is anything like she is on her site, I am going to be laughing so hard I’ll be wishing I’d brought a spare… it’s definitely gonna be a good day.
And did I mention she’s actually cooking for us? Dahuuuude, I am going to be strappin’ on that feed bag, fo’ sho’. This is a once in a lifetime deal! She might even put something up on her site about the crazies she actually invited to her place… so check it out for a giggle and if you see me and Colleen (or a part of us) give us a shout out over there!