The good news is that today is trash day! (It is the little things that make this mama happy) Anyway, I love seeing that big ol’ trash truck hauling all our gross stuff off, especially today when they actually took the old carpet and padding. Chris had neatly laid it all out by the curb, as he said a special prayer that the trash guys would take pity on him and haul it away. So that’s the good news: trash day AND they took the old carpet.
Bad news: Before noon, I had 6 poopie diapers, ready to toss into our freshly dumped trash can. SIX. Word up… don’t feed a yogurt crazed child (in our case, sweet Jude) Fiber One yogurt from the back of the fridge (you know, the stuff you keep telling yourself you’re going to try but never do). Even if they are starving. It’s ugly what it does to a child.
Bad news: Before noon, I had 6 poopie diapers, ready to toss into our freshly dumped trash can. SIX. Word up… don’t feed a yogurt crazed child (in our case, sweet Jude) Fiber One yogurt from the back of the fridge (you know, the stuff you keep telling yourself you’re going to try but never do). Even if they are starving. It’s ugly what it does to a child.
Thanks for the words of wisdom and warning!! I will make sure and remember them always! BTW, I love your new house. I have always wanted to do hardwoods in our house but after 7 years we still haven’t got to that point yet! Christy
Ooh, maybe the trash guy is still in the neighborhood… lol!!
Oh, goodness, I almost peed my pants with this post!!! (Not really.) But I did laugh out loud. You are FUNNY!!!
Oooooh….what a stinky mess. That always happens huh? Seems we always have some mega mess within hours of the trash man’s arrival. Bleh!!!
Oh, yes. One lone container of fiber one yogurt cures my very constipated child of any issues!
Tiffany
oh, that is sooo funny because i gave M some of the fiber 1 yogurt and he was going through diapers like a mad man, too!
UGH, I hear you sistah!!!! Don't ya just hate when that happens!!!!!
I too love love love garbage day. Are we freaks??????
Doreen in Montreal single Mom to Faith-Jiangxi & Mia-Sichuan
LOL I know not funny but it is kind of funny LOL
I was laughing that the SIX poopies didn’t make it into the trash can before the garbage man came!!
BTDT!! It isn’t pretty. Hopefully things will get better. LOL
Sophie looks beautiful on her. Hope she has a great first day of school.
Stefanie~
I am laughing at this because I fed Lindy Fiber One yogurt AND a huge bowl of Fiber One cereal at one sitting–not even thinking…It wasn’t until dinner that it started to work its magic. It wasn’t until about midnight that it dawned on me what I had done…I blogged about it, too…
That Fiber One stuff WORKS!
xoxo,
Lisa
I totally, totally,totally can relate!! It’s all day long at my house..the diapers…and I LOVE trash day,too. It always amazes me how much trash we have in one week. I feel your joy and your pain..LOL!